Eye Test
Many funny signs, like this one, often declare, “if you can read this, you’re too close!” or something similar. You may inch closer to this bumper sticker, expecting a cheeky comment about your space invasion.
However, it only teases you for presuming there’s something exceptional about you or why you ended up reading this sticker.
Closer and Closer
Rather than outrightly informing the driver that they’re inching dangerously close to the car ahead, this bumper sticker uses humor as a defense. It amusingly apologizes for being the one lagging behind!
This playful sarcasm is absolutely enjoyable—it’ll make anyone think twice about getting too close.
