This Means War
After numerous instances of my neighbor parking their car in front of my house, I started to feel frustrated. Determined to address the issue, I approached them for a conversation and kindly asked, “Hey, could you please park your car in front of your own house?” To my surprise, the neighbor responded with a defiant tone, saying, “Nope, I think I’ll park wherever I want.” remaining calm but disappointed with their response, I simply replied, “Alright then.”
The next morning, I woke up to find a large pile of dirt on my lawn. Curious and slightly annoyed, I decided to ask my neighbor if he had anything to do with it. When I knocked on his door and questioned him about the dirt, he responded with a smug expression and denied any involvement. However, it was hard to ignore the obvious: there was a shovel covered in dirt leaning against the wall in his kitchen. There was no doubt anymore. This signified the commencement of a feud.
