Squeaky Clean
Who doesn’t enjoy freebies? Freebies are always preferable, and a complimentary dishwasher is just awesome! However, that wasn’t enough for this person, who needed further freebies to justify the drive. Really? We find it unbelievable!
We are, however, offering the seller half of what they were asking because we adore their sense of humor. Which begs the question, what is half off of free?