30+ Funny Texts We Have to See To Believe

Working Remotely

These days, it’s simple to underestimate the amount of information stored on our phones. The days of lying casually about where you are or what you’re doing are long gone since there’s a good likelihood that technology will be able to expose you somehow. 

Take a look at this person, for instance. They are at sea, despite their Snapchat location showing that they are hard at work at home. Pretty, hehe.

Sweet Dreams

Haha! There are so many things going wrong that it’s overwhelming. This unfortunate person is attempting to talk to their love interest, but it looks like their hopes of ever being a true pair are going to be ruined by spelling.

Because she doesn’t understand what he means when he asks her informally how her “nite” is going. She also believes he is saying good night when he defines “night.” How disorganized.

Locked Up

Here we have a worried partner who might be taking some online guidelines a bit too literally. I mean, who among us hasn’t shared a witty caption with a thrist trap photo on Instagram about how girls should be kept hidden from him? 

However, as you can see, it’s actually kind of bizarre and frightening when these jokes are taken literally. Hopefully, he later gave his girlfriend an explanation.

Level Unlocked

You have to give this person credit; it’s obvious that they’ll do whatever to make you laugh. They had to come up with a hilarious joke to play on their mother in order to get out of jail, even though they are already in jail awaiting bail. 

This person simply couldn’t help herself, but most people would definitely ask their mother to save them in a more serious manner! At times, humor truly is the main focus.

Mom’s the Word

Teenagers trying to educate seniors how to use the internet is one of the world’s biggest, never-ending sources of entertainment. We’re not talking about email addresses or connection setup here; rather, we’re talking about the meme and humorous speech subculture on the internet. 

This poor mother simply does not understand what AF is or why movies of gorillas flinging dung are even available. Since none of us can properly explain it, let’s be honest.

Barter Economy

The amazing thing about purchasing and selling goods online is that you can meet a wide variety of people and come across bizarre and amazing things you never would have imagined. 

However, that’s also precisely what makes the internet often less than ideal. Take the example of the individual who offered to pay with a newborn alligator rather than cash. Alligators are not considered legal tender in our opinion.

Proud Mom

Is there anything more innocent and pure in this world than mothers attempting to use and comprehend Google? Even while a lot of older people try their hardest, they’ll never be able to grasp the internet the way someone who grew up with computers can. 

Not only does this mother not comprehend “the Google,” but she also believes that her own child should be in charge of it, which makes her the epitome of a peak mom.

Alter Ego

Let’s get one thing straight. When you ask for someone’s street name, that’s not necessarily asking for the name of their street. A street name can be sort of like a stage name, aka what is their cool nickname called by their gangster friends.

What’s so funny about this one is that it’s probably just a regular guy called Mark Smith or something, with a hilarious street name for no reason.

Proud Stalker

Everyone likes to occasionally indulge in a good Facebook stalk, but most people are aware that you rarely truly acknowledge it to others. Since it is, let’s face it, a little eerie!

Therefore, we are unsure of how to interpret this man who claims that stalking is his passion. Is he telling the truth? Is he truly aware of everything this individual swims? Or is he just acting strangely? Who knows, but we’re feeling a little uneasy.

Are You Alone?

These days, texting is one of the ways that people keep things romantic across long distances. Things can get pretty steamy, especially when there are photos involved.

This couple is clearly about to embark on a spicy virtual encounter, but one party wants to make sure that there’s definitely no one else around to interrupt. Be safe guys, and don’t forget to use antivirus protection.

What are Friends For

At first glance, this seems like an over the top text exchange which is simply too overly sweet. After all, if you had no money to take your girlfriend out on a date, would you really not be embarrassed to ask your friend for money?

And that’s why this guy just responds in the funniest way. If you can’t afford to treat your girlfriend, can he? Then he’ll just take the girlfriend instead.

Instant Regret

Oh no. This one starts off funny but gets really bad after a short while and loses its impact. Yes, this is humorous, but the moment you realize that a tattoo is permanent and you must live with it forever, the amusement fades.

We don’t think the mother will find humor in this situation. All we can hope for is that it’s a fake tattoo that can be removed in a few weeks.

The Look of Love

It’s pretty well-known that cute kittens can get even the strongest and most unloving of people to suddenly melt their hearts and turn into a warm and loving person.

But it’s still quite amazing to see that none other than a landlord, a person famous for being unmoved by almost anything, falls in love so quickly with this kitten that they bend their own rules of the lease. Such is the power of a super cute kitten.

Mom Burn

People truly are losing their sense of self when they use their mother as the target of their cruel jokes. Since some mothers may come out as mushy or gloomy, the truth is that you can’t laugh at or make fun of someone who essentially created you. 

Particularly this one, who enters the room immediately away and positions themself for the ultimate mom-burn ever. Very funny.

Not Safe for Work

Everyone has experienced receiving the dreaded call asking them to report to the boss’s office. At school, there was usually a sign of trouble when you felt like you were being called into the principal’s office. 

But being summoned into work doesn’t automatically indicate that you’re going to lose your job. Though it clearly doesn’t look like suitable workplace behavior in this instance, it appears to be the exact opposite.

In My Head

It’s essential to have complete faith in your date. If not, you’ll be like this chick and always making up stories in your brain.

We understand that it may be hard to accept that your partner shares an apartment with a female roommate, but without trust, you have nothing. Sister, it’s time to move on for the benefit of not just yourself but also everyone else.

Daddy’s Girl

Growing up with siblings can cause all kinds of problems. Sibling dynamics can be so different, but usually, when there’s at least one son and a daughter in the family, the rules are drastically different for each one.

Dads are usually much more protective over their daughters than their sons—much to the frustration of daughters everywhere. And when he puts it like that, this dad kind of has a good point. But still, no fair!

Nervous Humans

They say that when you’ve had a little too much to drink, your truest unfiltered thoughts come out. And while that can lead to some awkward realizations or exposing unfaithful behavior, the opposite can be said for this wholesome couple.

Now we think about it, this girl has a really good point. It must be pretty uncomfortable having humans fluttering around in your stomach, especially for a butterfly.

Straight Forward

Sometimes it’s best to tell someone what’s going on right immediately and to be honest with them. These individuals seem to have engaged in romantic liaisons in the past, however not in a respectable or healthful manner.

They don’t waste any time in ending this conversation in the funniest possible ways because, after some time, half of the couple has decided that they want better for themselves.

Major Burn

Oh no! We have some sympathy for this man. Admittedly, we were kind of charmed by this extremely corny pickup line when we read it. Because it’s more about saying, “I am really into you,” than it is about saying, “Oh I’m so great, you must go out with me.”

This is really cute, but sadly, the person who received the message didn’t exactly agree and gave this nasty, although amusing, response.

Steady On

Some folks just seem to have the genuine belief that they are the center of the universe. Consider this individual. One of their lab partners sends them a completely benign note as they are working on a school project. What presumptions do they have? that they are making out with them!

Everyone concerned would shudder at this, and as you read this message’s ending, you can’t help but wince.

Merciless Mom

This one is really quite funny. Moms have a reputation for being a little too sentimental or soft, and to be honest, that description is often accurate. On the other hand, we occasionally forget that mothers, like in this instance, may be ruthlessly harsh. 

She not only delivers an intense burn, but she also includes Betty White in her dab. Bravo to this amazing mother.

Work Besties

Sending a private photo to someone and then learning it was sent to the wrong person is the most embarrassing thing ever. It’s much more embarrassing if that someone is a coworker.

But based on the positive reaction, it appears that this guy is more than willing to return the favor. After this exchange, we have a suspicion that these two will become a little more than just office best friends.

Cereal Killer

We know that not everyone can be a culinary genius and a super-talented whizz in the kitchen. But there’s a lot of gray area between a professional chef and someone who doesn’t know how cereal bars work. 

It appears that this person perhaps thought cereal bars were the food equivalent of a bath bomb and that if he just placed it in the bowl, it would spring to life and become regular cereal. Absolutely hilarious.

Random Ransom

We don’t know whether this is a mom or a dad texting here, but our money’s on a dad. Because it’s just such a classic dad joke to respond to a pretty normal message like this, but turn it into some imaginary heist or kidnap movie.

Of course, we don’t think that the parents texting here actually thought their child had been kidnapped or being held to ransom, but they couldn’t help but make this silly joke.

Shampoo Hairdo

This one is so wholesome, isn’t it? The majority of boyfriends constantly nag their girlfriends to send them indecent or personal photos. It seems like they are thinking about only one thing, and it’s always something sultry!

However, this partner is much too naive and lovely to ask for such pictures. All he wants is a ridiculous shampoo invention for his hair. We just can’t even. It’s so adorable and funny.

Road to Nowhere

In the grand scheme of things, there are different levels of inebriation. There’s the level where you’re just mildly intoxicated, saying or doing maybe some silly things without as much inhibition as usual.

Then there’s the other kind, where you forget who, what, or where you are, and you leave your own house to go home, not realizing you are therefore heading nowhere.

Animal Person

What an odd circumstance. It almost seems as though this man purposefully set up the question and response with his bird in order to mislead people into thinking it was about his beard.

Because one of the main features of his appearance must be his highly unusual beard. We hope that he didn’t just get into this strange conversation and shave a random bird.

Short Man Syndrome

Another hilarious dose of harshness, this time from someone who may be a super savage mom, or just a harsh dating app messenger who receives a really hilarious joke in response.

Because as we know, many girls do immediately rule out guys for not being a certain height or above. But is this rejection really coming from this guy’s mom, or is he making a brilliant joke out of it? We’ll never know.

Perfect Smile

This one is just way too cute and silly to handle. This guy just got his braces off and can’t wait to share the news with others. But when someone asks him for a pic, he doesn’t think to open his mouth and smile with his teeth for the snap!

Maybe he was just too excited about it or maybe too full of sedatives. Either way, it gave us a good laugh.

Appley Ever After

Alright, this one is for all of you tech enthusiasts. Employees at Apple will be aware that messages can only be used using iMessage if both parties have iPhones. Otherwise, they will not become blue.

Despite telling her husband that she wasn’t unfaithful, this wife was duped by the present she received from her former partner. All we can hope is that getting a new iPhone was worth ending her marriage.

What’s In a Name

This one really doesn’t need any further explanation, which is why it’s so amusing. It’s hilarious enough that this guy is texting me to complain about his pal continuing to tell him this one embarrassing anecdote from years ago.

However, it truly hits home and highlights how much he is unable to move over his embarrassing past when you see how this individual has saved his phone information in any case.

Help a Brother Out

This line of messages makes us question if romance still exists. In order to take out the female he is cheating on Kayla with, Kayla’s boyfriend has written to the man she is seeing other people instead of asking her out on Sunday.

It appears that Kayla’s side project is glad to support a brother. Though it may seem like a lot to monitor, if it’s effective for them, then so be it.

Teaching a Lesson

It is strictly forbidden to text while in class; we discovered this when our teachers confiscated our phones. However, it doesn’t seem worthwhile to text your mother while in class.

We certainly never had our parents texted by our professors using our phones. Although it’s easy to picture how taken aback Caitlyn’s mother was to get this note from her daughter’s instructor, her answer is still somewhat harsh.

Something Smells Fishy

Although this isn’t technically a text, we couldn’t resist including it. It’s well knowledge that parents will swap out pets in the hopes that their children won’t notice, but what if they do the opposite?

We must concede that the final panel’s story surprise, drawn by the artist, truly caught us off guard. That is undoubtedly one intelligent goldfish.

Fever Pitch

What’s funny about this one is, one person can’t come to school, and one person looks like they desperately need a better education. Because what sort of plonker doesn’t know the difference between a home pregnancy kit and a thermometer?

Here’s a tip: pregnancy isn’t measured in degrees. It’s pretty much a yes-or-no question. This one is just so silly, we can’t stop laughing.

What Is Happening

This one keeps us giggling nonstop. We are honestly unsure of whether this person is purposefully being strange and unclear, or if the “happening” they are referring to is a legitimate location—perhaps a club or some kind of festival.

In any case, it’s obvious that the individual experiencing this perplexity can no longer stand it, which makes it incredibly relatable.

Noisy Neighbor Mystery

We’ve all heard some wild stories from our college days. People would get up to some…crazy antics, to say the least, but this time the neighbor wasn’t even there to take the blame!

Texting is much nicer than banging on the walls to get your neighbors to be respectful when they’re too noisy, but if Mike’s neighbor wasn’t the one making the noise, who on earth was causing a racket at midnight?

Waiting Game

This one had us laughing hard. For us, the weak “oh” at the end was the selling point. Because this individual walked straight into this ridiculous trap and fell for it without thinking.

Since how DO you maintain suspense over someone? You pose an open-ended question to them and then just walk away. It’s so innocent, so ridiculous, and we adore it.

Just Desserts

This girl most definitely had her just desserts. We understand that it might be difficult for women to resist persistent unwelcome advances, but you need to be certain that the approach is genuine.

She thus got a humorous dose of her own medicine when she mistreated a volunteer who was only attempting to return a misplaced object.

Hard Bargain

This person needs to practice negotiating. Not simply how but also what haggling is and what the intended outcome is.

Of course, the majority of us are aware that the goal of negotiation is to try to achieve a price that is more favourable to you. Refusing to argue with the vendor in an attempt to get him to take a larger payment. It’s such an odd, funny, and innocent error.

Power of Prayer

This one is quite funny. You probably think that when you hear about a genuine person being treated like a god, it indicates that they are highly revered and respected, and that others are very interested in their opinions.

Regretfully, this simply shows how many people these days seem to treat their connection with God. It’s more like begging than worship, which is what sparked this amusing analogy.

Free House

HAHA! We were genuinely tickled by this one. Who would ever do this, and how could they have known? Even though it’s incredibly harsh and vicious, we can’t help but find it funny as well.

Because whoever sent this SMS must have known that the recipient would be thrilled to meet with them one-on-one. However, everything was fake and they weren’t even present at all. So funny, yet so nasty.

Shift Work

Though we have to confess, we’re a little concerned about what may happen to the actual Anthony, we still have to giggle at this one.

Because the guy answering is clearly not Anthony, but rather just a random bystander laughing at this boss’s expense. We simply hope that the manager realized the error fast and didn’t wind up dismissing someone for a simple typo.

Diversity Matters

We don’t know how to feel about this one. This individual appears, on the one hand, to be concerned in promoting diversity and making others feel good about themselves. That’s positive, isn’t it?

The funny part is that he seems to have misunderstood the meaning of the word in the sake of variety. Naturally, he intended to inquire about her ethnicity! Oh, how human.

Squeaky Clean

We laugh so hard at this one because we can completely see our dads acting in the same way. What is it about dishwashers and dads? It seems like they all like the challenge of loading it so much. It resembles the ultimate fatherly task.

We wonder if he sang a song or spoke aloud to himself while deciding where to put each plate and cup. We would absolutely love to listen to this audio. Funny as hell.

Great Gift

Admit it, this person is knowledgeable about jewelry. Although the person who was texting didn’t think the person getting the present would know what they were talking about, the remainder of the exchange shows that they did. 

We can’t help but wonder if the mother knew there would be plenty of opportunity for puns and jokes when she purchased such a ring. Without a doubt, we would have.

Love, Dog

This one is quite funny. She had finally had enough of her girlfriend’s boyfriend’s very aggravating habit of contacting her much too early in the morning.

Rather than becoming irate with him and reprimanding him, she instead snapped this amusing picture that gave the impression that the dog took it and was responding on her behalf. We wager he laughed heartily and at last understood the message.

Grape Sense of Humor

This one is amusing despite being rather obscure. This person is texting, and as a warning, they are sending out a random image of grapes with no reason. The explanation could come from the book The Grapes of Wrath, which suggests that God’s dreadful wrath and destruction are the juice of wrong deeds, with grapes serving as the symbol.

Yes, it’s a niche market, but for those who enjoy the book and the allegory, it works quite well.

Seriously Siri

Is there anything more wholesome in this world than dads trying to use technology to show their children love and affection? We think not. As this dad tried to use Siri to send his daughter a text, we accidentally got a little peek into his thought process.

Of course, his accusation of Siri using some sort of substance is perhaps less wholesome, but it still shows how keen he is to get the loving message to his daughter.

Hold the Phone

It took us many minutes to figure this one out. What the devil is going on here? When it dawned on us that the second person was claiming to have written “esophagus” with their esophagus if the first had written “nose” with their nose, we finally knew.

It is amusing, but only until you understand that it entails forcing the phone down their throat. Comedy follows.

True Love

How charming! We’re not sure if this guy is just saying how much he loves his buddies or if he’s expressing a more passionate kind of affection. In any case, it’s obvious that he feels confident and definite about his decision to leave his relationship with his girlfriend.

It’s so shockingly emotional that we can’t help but laugh at how sincere and loving this messaging exchange quickly become. Nothing compares to a genuine bromance.

Mega Margs

Oh no. Right now, we would all want to be the guy in this message. Everyone has experienced worrying in the morning hours about whether they may have overindulged in alcohol or done something foolish or embarrassing the previous evening.

This guy’s anxieties were initially eased when he realized he had only spent $32, but then his pal pointed him that this equated to 32 margaritas. His headache must be really terrible at the moment.

Making Friends

This one is kind of amusing and kind of depressing at the same time. Do you recall the days of the “number neighbor” craze? People would contact it by adding one more digit to their own phone number and seeing who would eventually respond.

The internet is usually full of positive interactions between neighbors who become friends, but this is not one of those instances. It’s definitely time to move on and block.

Toe Curling

This one is just horrifying! What type of monster even comes up with such a revolting, uncomfortable concept to put forward to someone else?

And never mind that; how else could this picture exist? Somewhere in the world, two individuals have truly given their approval in some way unless it’s a terrible piece of CGI art. Horribly awful, to the point of toe-curling.

Eggcellent Joke

While chocolate comes in many forms that we all appreciate, there is something about egg-shaped chocolate that makes it the most satisfying of all.

What is it about chocolate eggs that makes them so delicious and addictive? Is it because they can deceive us into believing we are consuming a nutritious protein snack? Even though we don’t believe so, we still have the utmost respect for this person for having Reese’s eggs for breakfast. Delicious.

Picture Perfect

We are ashamed to say how much we laughed at this one. Even though it’s absurd, you have to admit that this image perfectly captures the meaning of the sentence.

It does, after all, resemble what a feces might be like if it attained sanctity. Additionally, a man is being sucked up by its suction. It’s kind of smart, but also really absurd.

Meme Emergency

It’s obvious that this individual is sort of setting themselves up for failure. Who on a short drive configures their messaging service to send an out-of-office text? It’s not like they’ll be unable to communicate for a week.

This person apparently believed that by making the equal claim—that SpongeBob memes are, of course, the most urgent thing there is—they would be able to overrule their ridiculous regulation.

Cool Humor

No matter how hard you try, there are some dad jokes that just won’t go away. The classic question “Is your refrigerator running?” is so well-known that it’s difficult to catch folks off guard because practically everyone has heard it before.

Having said so, he persisted and eventually pushed her to enter it, disregarding the fact that she was aware of the prank and had anticipated it. That shows true dedication.

Noisy Neighbor Mystery

Everybody has heard some crazy stories from their time in college. To put it mildly, people would engage in some pretty wild behavior, but this time the neighbor wasn’t even present to take the fall!

When your neighbors are being too noisy, texting them is a much better way to urge them to stop, but if Mike’s neighbor wasn’t the one creating the noise, then who in the world was making a lot of noise at midnight?