Random Ransom
We don’t know whether this is a mom or a dad texting here, but our money’s on a dad. Because it’s just such a classic dad joke to respond to a pretty normal message like this, but turn it into some imaginary heist or kidnap movie.
Of course, we don’t think that the parents texting here actually thought their child had been kidnapped or being held to ransom, but they couldn’t help but make this silly joke.