Miraculous Recovery!
U/spookymagicians: Here, EMT. had a man who was “unresponsive.” Heartbeat steady, breathing unhindered. I tried applying pain stimuli by digging my pen cap into his nail bed, but it didn’t work. A firefighter then gave me a good sternum rub. Nothing yet. “I’ll get the catheter,” I continued, “because I don’t want him [my medic partner] peeing all over you in the ambulance.”
Won’t feel anything anyway, therefore he won’t get the lubrication. Oh, and I’ll fetch you our biggest needle so you can begin your IV. We are overflowing.Yes, he magically awoke.
