‘Excuse me sir, do you sell any shrubs?’
A deer enters a store—it seems like the beginning of a really bad joke, doesn’t it? It’s not a joke, folks—this shopkeeper actually turned around to see a deer staring directly at him.
Since deer have never harmed anyone, he let it roam around for a short while before bidding it farewell and heading out. But when he came back a few minutes later with his entire family, the shopkeeper was shocked by what he saw!