Super Bowl LVI
For many women, Valentine’s Day is bringing bittersweet anticipation. As hearts flutter with the promise of a symbol of love, a shadow looms large – the Super Bowl. The clash between Cupid and Cleats is incredibly intense this year, as Super Bowl LVI falls on February 13, the day before Valentine’s.
Prepare for the unavoidable, ladies: boys glued to the screen, captivated by gridiron drama, while love ensues. As for nice guys, remember that touching yourself won’t erase the itch of Valentine’s Day neglect. Gentlemen, tread carefully, and remember, a little extra effort can go a long way. Good luck to all the couples experiencing this wonderful romantic encounter!
Get rid of the Pro Bowl
The Pro Bowl is not the same as the All-Star Game. People seem to care about the NBA All-Star Game and, of course, get into the voting and points that come with it, but of course, no one cares about the Pro Bowl, and there is nothing the NFL can do either because the Idea is stupid to leave breed.
We suggest the NFL scrap this pointless game and give it a regular old bye week instead.
The secret sauce
The key to unleashing Lamar Jackson has just been revealed, guys; Everything is out there. The Ravens don’t really have an offensive scheme; They just rely on Lamar Jackson turning his plane around and running to victory. In the past few games, Lamar has done an outstanding performance to make his team win.
So it’s pretty understandable why the Ravens have stopped tracks in the past two wild-card rounds; They just don’t have the necessary offensive firepower if Lamar can’t do it himself. It’s time to get some help from the guy. However, the memer’s has presented the same situation in a most funny way.
Sophie’s choice
This Super Bowl presents a monumental challenge for any predictor. While years of experience whisper “never bet against Tom Brady,” the rising star of Patrick Mahomes demands equal caution. Predicting the victor feels like a gamble on who can exert more influence over the referees.
Given Brady’s extensive history of navigating the officiating landscape, he possesses a distinct advantage. His seasoned skill in this arena may tip the scales in his favor, potentially swaying crucial calls and ultimately swaying the outcome of the game.
It’s cheating then
The success of experienced veterans like LeBron James and Tom Brady shows the potential benefits of the league. The experience they have gained over several years gives them “bargaining” intelligence, allowing them to navigate the system more efficiently.
James’ move to Los Angeles, a decision seemingly motivated by commercial interests, won a championship title, was as much a testament to this gain as Brady’s formal departure from the AFC was, effectively removed himself from Patrick Mahomes’ approach, showing how he understands how he did to manipulate the system for personal success, suggesting that this system may be inherently biased against skilled players they have the skills to use it to their advantage.
Concussion time
Patrick Mahomes is on the verge of going to his third Super Bowl with the most defenses ever. He hurt his foot and suffered a concussion, so we have no idea how he’ll make it through the field Saturday and if he’ll get out alive.
Patrick Mahomes is on the verge of going to his third Super Bowl with the most defenses ever. He hurt his foot and suffered a concussion, so we have no idea how he’ll make it through the field Saturday and if he’ll get out alive.
Who Wins? You Decide!
This is the main Super Bowl in a nutshell. The old guard vs. the old guard. the young redhead, the experienced veteran vs. the young redhead. up-and-coming upstart seeking to dethrone him. It’s between Brady and Mahomes; it’s what we need right now.
We’re thinking here that regardless of the outcome, Tom Brady can retire in peace of never being a true duck because Peyton Manning is just so good, and so is Aaron Rogers, and when Mahomes retires.
Aaaaand…. He’s back
Whenever we think we have rid of this man, he always comes back to where we picked off. We felt that last year’s loss to the Bills meant that it would be the last time we saw Brady in the Superbowl. His fans became so emotional after knowing those things. It was very disappointing for his fans from all over the globe.
We thought that Drew Brees and the Saints would knock him out in the divisional round, and we thought Rogers and Packers would take the NFC title, but no. Tom Bardy will simply not be denied the Super Bowl.
Look ma, no hands!
While Jared Goff’s departure from LA leaves this narrative slightly dated, its humor remains potent. Drafted with lofty expectations, Goff and Carson Wentz were billed as the “QB matchup of the future.” However, reality diverged dramatically. Goff failed to live up to his billing, requiring the Rams to shoulder the burden, ultimately succumbing to the Packers in a divisional round defeat.
This ironic juxtaposition between the projected “future” and the underwhelming performance fuels the humor, reminding us that even the most hyped prospects can stumble.
Best Quarterback in the NFL
The NFL has seen few rivalries as intense and important as the one between quarterbacks Tom Brady and Peyton Manning. These two giants of the game defined an era in professional football, pushing each other to unprecedented heights. When Manning beat Brady to a retired punchline, some would argue that he pulled off the final one-up by bowing out after a triumphant Super Bowl victory, but Brady, with a final answer, was given in his own right.
He retired as one of the greatest quarterbacks, and his name is forever etched in the annals of NFL history; Brady cemented his status as a true legend. While Manning found the fleeting satisfaction of playing in the last Super Bowl, it’s Brady’s invaluable legacy and lasting impact on the game to earn the nickname “Real Champion.”
Carrying the load
While this meme might be funny, it’s time we acknowledge the injustice it inflicts on Davante Adams. This exceptional receiver has quietly established himself as the best in the NFL. Let’s face it: the meme should rightfully depict him alongside Rodgers, carrying the Packers together.
His talent is simply out of this world, and if the Packers finally make the wise decision to draft a competent second receiver, they might just be on their way to breaking the NFC title game curse and achieving ultimate glory. Adams deserves the recognition he’s earned, and hopefully, the Packers will soon wake up to the reality that he’s a crucial part of their championship aspirations.
Houston, we have a problem
What is it about Houston and its sports teams wanting to avoid the hell out of all those stars? Seriously, this pattern is too obvious to ignore, and we need to start examining these pesky business requirements.
Who knows what we’ll get, but one thing’s for sure: the next time the Houston team lands a superstar, you can bet he’ll be gone within two years, tops.
Sure they did
This image is definitely going to make you laugh hard. The Giants complained that the Eagles intentionally lost to them and didn’t make the playoffs because it’s the most ridiculous and sad thing we’ve seen in a while. Seriously, you play in the NFC East, have a losing record, and complain about not making the playoffs?
Jesus, that’s the most heart-wrenching thing we have heard in this entire year. Maybe next year, man up and win a few games and then come back to us with a real problem. However, never giving up is the quality of the athlete.
He never ages
Seriously, somebody needs to get a patent on Tom Brady’s youth serum and sell it to Hollywood starlets for an obscene amount of money. This thing is incredible; he hasn’t aged a day since he entered the league back in 1500. And even though he’s 76 years old now, he still doesn’t look a day older than he did in his rookie year.
Something seriously fishy is going on here, and we demand answers right here, right now. Everyone needs a lifestyle like his to stay young. Memer also said that he had reversed his age…LoL!! Do you also want to be like him?
Peak internet
There is only so much internet we can absorb in a day, and this is the absolute highest level of internet. Drew Bees will be haunting our nightmares tonight, so thank you so much for this lovely photo.
There is only so much internet we can absorb in a day, and this is the absolute highest level of internet. Drew Bees will be haunting our nightmares tonight, so thank you so much for this lovely photo.
This one Hurts
In every sport, every team has some of their top performing start players, whose gameplay changes the destiny of the game. We all are aware that any NFL team could not be what they are without a starting quarterback & luckily, the AFC team has various strong names representing their QBs.
We can say that AFC Jimmy G is a bold move, especially if Carr, Kirk, and Stanford are not included there. There is no doubt we can say that they are practically identical, and we can discuss how serious this is Sam Howell’s erasure.
Day 28
Everyone has their favorite teams, and therefore, everyone has a lot to say about relegating other teams in the league. But let’s all come in on March 28th for a good time of unity in the complete grind of the Falcons. If you’re a Falcons fan, take this day off.
You deserve some peace after your team absolutely blew a chance to win the Super Bowl, even if they were winning 28-3. We will never let you live.
Run Lamar, Run!
It’s a harsh truth, but Lamar Jackson’s history of underperformance in the playoffs is undeniable. His 1-3 record, coupled with a dramatic drop in production compared to the regular season, paints a concerning picture. With aspirations of Super Bowl glory, Jackson must find a way to transcend his postseason struggles.
Whether it’s mental adjustments, or simply a stroke of luck, something needs to click to unlock his true potential and silence the growing whispers of playoff disappointment. The clock is ticking, and next year may be his last chance to prove he’s not just a regular-season hero, but a champion.
Young at Heart
It may sound like a meme, but it’s actually a poster for an actual movie about four older women who get up to some shenanigans in an effort to watch the Super Bowl.
We’re not sure who came up with the idea, but if there’s anything better than Golden Girls, it’s a spin-off with Jane Fonda and Sally Fields and young soccer players. Check it out for your uncomfortable experience on any streaming platform today.
Real goals
What’s better than being the star quarterback of a losing Houston Texans team that goes 4-12? Being the star quarterback on a losing Jets team that would go 2-14. Seriously, what is Deshaun Watson thinking through his mind?
The Jets obviously have enough assets to trade, and once they do Dom, he’ll somehow go from one bad situation to the worst, and he’ll regret it forever (or at least until his contract comes to an end).
A Nice Ring to It
While Tom Brady’s trophy case boasts seven sparkling Super Bowl rings, his personal life hasn’t quite mirrored that success. His marriage, unfortunately, fell victim to the relentless pursuit of football glory. Patrick Mahomes, on the other hand, seems to have found a healthy balance between career and personal life.
He may be wise to add a few more Super Bowl rings to his own collection before he even entertains the thought of envying Brady’s achievements. A strong foundation off the field often paves the way for sustained success on it, and Mahomes seems to be on the right track.
Check out the guts
Matt LaFleur may be a good kid, but don’t let that distract from his questionable postgame decisions. They were down 8 points with two minutes left in the fourth quarter, and 8 points with Aaron Rogers as the quarterback.
Here, Matt kicked a field goal and elected to give the ball back to Tom Brady, then Andy Reid dared to run fourth, and one game here is a guy named Chad. Yes, Chad, you are.
What is this, a History meme?
Crossover time, fellas, and welcome to the History meme, brought to you by the LA Rams and their history buffs. So, for anyone outside the loop, here’s the joke. King Henry 8th was notoriously polygamous, looking for a wife who would give him a son, but all his efforts were in vain; he only had daughters.
Here’s a pretty cool template that makes a pretty good meme. The meme creature has received significant hate from LA Rams fans for making such feminist comments.
I.. Am.. Drew
It’s sad to see legends go and even sadder to see them out talking like Drew Brees. We don’t know what his future holds (most likely, broadcasting at Fox or something), but we do know he didn’t deserve the sad farewell he received.
He was far better than that last game showed, and we couldn’t help but cry buckets when he finally left the field for the last time.
They’re in cahoots
The referee, or “ref,” is a real problem in NFC games due to inconsistent officiating. Fans and players alike often express frustration with questionable calls that can heavily impact the outcome of crucial matches. Hence, we can say that refs were the real problem in the NFC title game.
Like, why do you let them play the entire game, then call a random flag after the fourth quarter to ensure Tom Brady goes to the Super Bowl? The Bucs committed so many penalties in the game that we accept no excuses. Do a better job on the Super Bowl, refs, or we’ll come for you.
Frankenstein’s Quarterback
This anomaly of a quarterback is scary to think about, but somehow, we still think that if he had played against the Jets, they could have won a game and somehow not ended up with what they did first pick in the draft. No shots on the Jets, but that’s the situation.
Here are a few more suggestions for this atrocity: Johnny Manziel’s nosebleeds, Matt Ryan’s fourth-quarter play, Jimmy G’s knees and ankles, and Patrick Mahomes’ athleticism.
Saving the Jaguars
wehsniM rendraGTrevor Lawrence is a highly sought after prospect right out of college and was the Jacksonville Jaguar’s first-round pick for the 2021 season. With an impressive college football career, Lawrence was ranked as an amateur standout.
And the year before, the Jaguars had a terrible season, an embarrassing 1-15 record; they wanted to get rid of someone, even Gardner Minshew, despite his statistics, and bring Lawrence in to save the day.
Not His Year
Tom Brady’s retirement is like the NFL’s Ross and Rachel drama. Will he actually retire or not? It has been a hot topic like his split with supermodel Gisele Bundchen. However, this season with the Buccaneers has certainly been tough for him. It looks like a sad chapter in his quarterback journey.
People wonder what’s next for him. Retirement or Return? Time will tell. Either way, it’s been a bit of a rough ride for Brady and the Buccaneers this year.
So Close and Yet So Far
As always, teams battle it out for first place in the American Football Conference. And just when the Buffalo Bills thought they had it, the Dolphins were right behind them. One game could be the difference between first place and dead last.
And while it looked like the Jets would also be challenging for first place, their horrendous week set them back a bit. We’ll see who actually wins the title.
Alright, which one of you did this?
Yes, this is technically true, but damn, sometimes the truth hurts like a sword’s attack. All Packers fans want is to one day just make the Super Bowl and not waste Aaron Rodgers’ time in Green Bay. Is that too much to ask?
Seriously, this is no joke, guys. History can’t be so cruel to the Packers like that; it’s just not worth it. The NFL needs to change its rules so Green Bay can win once in a while, too. The fans always think it is great injustice with Green Bay, and they genuinely need a chance to show their potential in the NFL.
Counting Losses
When the Green Bay Packers’ Aaron Rodgers broke his toe midway through the 2021 season, we couldn’t stop laughing when he showed off his toe, proving that he wasn’t infected with the virus. Yeah—it actually happened!
While Rodgers is one of the best quarterbacks in NFL history, he does terribly in the postseason—he’s only won one Super Bowl during his career! It sure is hard to keep track of all of his playoff losses!
You’re Fired
Even a back-to-back winning season, the first since 2003, wasn’t enough to keep former Miami Dolphins head coach Brian Flores with the team. Not only was Flores surprised, but fans were shocked as well, thinking it was a dumb move.
Who fires a winning coach? They almost made the playoffs! We can’t help but think that it won’t be long until he finds a new team. This news creates a great panic among his fans, and everyone wants him back on the team. However, the same news became hilarious meme material for memer around the world.
Breaking News
Ouch! This one’s got to hurt! Analyst Tony Romo does a great job reading the NFL games, and some say he’s a better analyst than he was a football player—he’s so good at predicting plays. Football fans just love to hate on the former Dallas Cowboys quarterback.
Maybe he would have been better if he actually read the defenses when he was actually on the field. Sadly, we’ll never know.
“Bosa on the Sofa”
Elf on the Shelf—who doesn’t love a book that rhymes? Well, now there’s “Bosa on the Sofa”. What a good one—we get it—it’s because his name is Joey Bosa. How’s that for some trash talk from his rival, quarterback for the Las Vegas Raiders’ Derek Carr?
There’s nothing like some good old-fashioned trash talk from two grown men. After losing a spot in the 2021 playoffs, that’s exactly where Bosa will go—on the sofa! Burn!
Overtime Rules
This game between the Buffalo Bills and Kansas City Chiefs was a real nailbiter and we didn’t know who was going to win—it was just so exciting. That was until it went into overtime—those rules make no sense!
A coin flip to decide who gets to start with the ball—really? How does this make any sense? Who was actually surprised when the Chiefs won?
Brown be browning
You have to be a special kind of terrible to lose a football game to a guy named ‘Chad’. Come on, his name is Chad, Browns, how the heck did you lose to him? How much more pain can you cause your fans?
You finally made it into the playoffs, you even won the wild card game, you got a lucky break with Mahomes getting injured, and what do you do with this golden opportunity? You squander it like you always do.
Starting Quarterbacks
The pandemic has been hard on everyone and while most Americans have gotten vaccinated, there are still some that refuse to do so. It’s pretty shocking that three of the starting quarterbacks aren’t vaccinated. Yeah—we’re not kidding!
We’re talking about the Green Bay Packers’ Aaron Rodgers, the Indianapolis Colts’ Carson Wentz, and the Minnesota Vikings’ Kirk Cousins. It must be something about quarterbacks…
Midgame Retirement
Can we just talk about Antonio Brown’s meltdown? The exit was seen around the world—the Tampa Bay Buccaneers player took off his shoulder pads, his jersey, and his shirt in the middle of the New York Jets game and ran through the end zone to the locker room.
Well, he may not have retired, but he was released from the team. Were you surprised?
Slim to None
What were the odds of the Pittsburgh Steelers making it into the 2021 playoffs? Well, slim to none. They needed to beat the Cleveland Browns and the Baltimore Ravens and for the Jackson Jaguars to beat the Colts, which was the hardest yet.
All of these things lining up seemed pretty unlikely, and yet, somehow it happened! Were you as shocked when the Steelers made it to the playoffs?
Announcing Retirement
Were you really shocked when Tom Brady decided to retire? It was a long time coming—he played with the NFL for 22 seasons. But no one was as surprised as Brady when the news leaked. He desired to be the one to reveal it! Can you blame the quarterback?
He was so buttered by it that he decided that he wasn’t sure if he was in fact retiring, before making the statement himself about retiring. Real smooth.
Retirement Woes
Well, Tom Brady sure never sucked. After all, he is one of the best NFL quarterbacks of all time. So, retiring when he sucked was out of the question because it was NEVER going to happen.
But after 22 seasons with the league, it was time to retire, even though he was still great. Even he was shocked at his retirement because it was still happening.
