Frankenstein’s Quarterback
This anomaly of a quarterback is scary to think about, but somehow, we still think that if he had played against the Jets, they could have won a game and somehow not ended up with what they did first pick in the draft. No shots on the Jets, but that’s the situation.
Here are a few more suggestions for this atrocity: Johnny Manziel’s nosebleeds, Matt Ryan’s fourth-quarter play, Jimmy G’s knees and ankles, and Patrick Mahomes’ athleticism.