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30+ Hilarious Posts That Perfectly Capture Sigma Males

I’m Lovin’ It

We’re sure that the popular fast-food chain wasn’t prepared for the response they received when they posted this tweet, gently ribbing customers for taking too long to decide what to order. If the representative’s account is true, we’re shocked (and a little impressed) that they pulled this off, but they really shouldn’t be posting about it on a public forum. It sounds like McDonald’s needs to spend more time improving its security on Twitter.

Smell You Later

Despite the fact that women are equally capable as men, there are some things that, for moral reasons, a woman would never do. This is one of those things.

We feel terrible for anyone sitting next to this guy, even though it’s obvious from his expression that he’s extremely pleased with his stench-filled achievement. Does Wendy’s have a rule prohibiting customers from intentionally releasing harmful gases? We are beginning to believe that they ought to.

Research Revenge

Aside from all the partying, college or university is a place where your academic achievement seems to be the most significant factor. Any slight on your intelligence seems insulting, though we doubt most people would go this far.

After suffering such humiliation, we can assume that this girl never again made fun of someone else’s presentation. Even reading this is embarrassing us secondhand!

Model Citizen

Everyone has had the depressing sensation of seeing a photo of themselves on Instagram that doesn’t represent them at their finest. We hate it when people take pictures of us before we’re ready for our close-up because angles are crucial.

This individual decided that being the best version of himself to the world was more important than dodging the law. Yes, the picture does look a lot better, but we have a suspicion that it won’t last long for him to be considered “wanted.”

That’s So Cheesy

Giving a gift on a first date is an effective way to make your girl feel unique and pampered since gifts are a major love language.

We commend this young farmer for making the decision to pursue his crush with the resources at his disposal. Even though a 12-kg wheel of cheese might not be a typical romantic present, we don’t know a single girl who wouldn’t like all that delicious cheese.

Checkmate

One of the most painful parts of breakups is that, in addition to losing your lover, you also lose whatever close connection you may have had with their family.

To the horror of his ex, the guy determines after their breakup that he isn’t willing to give up on anything. Maybe it’s time for this father and his ex-son-in-law to permanently split up their online chess relationship, even if it will be heartbreaking.

Giving Thanks

It’s never good news when someone hacks into your Netflix account. In addition to using a service you paid for illegally, they may play with your algorithm and make it more difficult for you to watch when you want to.

But some hackers are more polite than others—and more creative. His incredibly creative thank-you card had us laughing so hard that we would forgive this unknown Omani for anything. Thank you, friend! I hope you had fun with all that “Baby Shark”!

Five Star Review

Positive public ratings can be the difference between a best-seller and an unsuccessful one in our Amazon-dominated economy. As the writer, all you can do is wait and hope that readers enjoy your novel as much as you do. Or do you?

This writer made the decision to act independently and give himself credit where credit is due. He put a lot of effort into his job, is happy with the outcome, and wants everyone to know.

Gym Buddies

Gym fear is true, and it may be rather challenging to start a solid routine of exercise if you don’t think you have the physical attributes and degree of fitness necessary to be seen working out in public.

Fortunately for this guy, his friend decided to take charge and come up with a novel solution, allowing him to work out without feeling like the focus of attention was on him. We are happy for both of them and think this friendship is wonderful; keep it up, folks!

Pet Peeves

The way men act after a breakup can often be a reliable indicator that you’ve made the proper choice. If they showed up all grown up and considerate, we could reconsider letting them go.

Fortunately, with this guy, there is no risk of that. Not only did he apologize to his ex’s animal buddy and not to her, but he also did 30 push-ups and fell out before heading out. We’re not sure what else to say to demonstrate what an inconsiderate jerk he is, if that.

Young Philanthropist

You do some things as a child that you don’t realize at the time were not as innocent as you first believed. This guy didn’t understand the immorality of his seven-year-old self until this question was posed on Reddit.

We’re confident that no one would have the courage to turn away a child who was soliciting donations for a charity, even though they knew the money would go directly into his pocket. What a great backstory for a villain!

Top Taste in Decor

Men are often made fun of for lacking interior design skills. It’s true sometimes, even though we wouldn’t claim that a woman’s touch is always necessary to make a house seem like home.

This man may believe he has everything he needs (TV, chair, and fan), but the setup appears to be that of a serial killer or, at most, a hired assassin. It will seem more cozier if you add a rug and a standing lamp.

Hot Diggity

Despite all the odds, some guys never give up. Even in the face of hardship, this man’s entrepreneurial spirit remained constant, and his inspiring tale gives us all hope.

Hotdogs are a universal favorite, and it’s beautiful to learn that his cart brought in 75% more revenue than the company that turned him down had offered. It was obvious to all that any company hiring such a diligent worker would be fortunate. What a motivator.

Always Bee Alert

It’s wise to always be on the lookout for false news and claims that appear natural but are actually more fact than fiction because the internet is rife with them. Some guys will invent anything to appear intelligent.

This guy took a chance and made up some rather outrageous facts regarding honey, but the other participant in the conversation caught on to his deceit. We should never waste honey. Even if it doesn’t take the bees 25 years to create, it’s still a valuable resource.

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