Mall Maniac
U/ToyStoryAlien: “I was at the mall with my parents when I was thirteen. I was dying to get out. go take a stroll by myself for a while…I was stopped by a casually dressed woman. She identified herself as an undercover police officer and said she had evidence of my stealing. It still gives me the chills when she asks me my age and then says, “Are your parents expecting you to go home with them tonight?” They were, of course, I told her.
Then she insisted that I come after her.On the way there, we just so happened to run into my dad. He asked what was going on, and I answered him. While I was describing the issue to her, the woman picked up her phone and began talking to someone. She uttered phrases like, “Oh, this isn’t the right girl?” before saying, “Sorry, wrong person,” and hanging up the phone. My dad and I were just stunned to be standing there.”
