Marvel vs. DC
Fans of Marvel and DC Comics share a rivalry akin to that between the superheroes and their most deadly rivals. Furthermore, according to one tweeter, the DC Comics team would make it look simple to fight the Avengers’ archenemy, Thanos.
Chuck Pilgrim responds sharply, focusing on the lackluster reception that the DC Comics films have received. Rotten Tomatoes, the most dependable movie review site, has swiftly grown to be the Justice League’s greatest adversary.
Going Out or Waiting Tables?
There are fewer instances where we should dress to the nines because the world has grown considerably more casual. However, it appears that this guy is a little puzzled.
As this person pointed out, what appears to be a stylish button-up and vest can easily be confused for a waiter’s uniform at a restaurant. To see guys dressed like this every day, they’ll have to spend a lot of time in the Olive Garden. Then, at the very least, they’ll be able to enjoy unending breadsticks!
When Things Get Heated
This individual believes that solar panels are useless in the winter and that whoever recommended using them was obviously mistaken. Fortunately, Emily answered with information on the benefits of solar power, even in the cold. It’s probably best if he does some study before tweeting.
Though we can’t hold it against him, perhaps his lack of solar panels in the winter is causing his mind to go a little numb.
Down With the King
The British Museum has collections of antiquities from all across the world; isn’t that fascinating? Additionally, there have been several fruitless attempts to get these items returned to their proper owners.
While visiting the British Museum could encourage visitors’ interest and education, let’s not forget that the exhibits are not genuinely British, as one commentator points out.
SallyWise
Ads that appear on our computers, seeking to sell us something naughty that we have no interest in, are something we never prepare for. But when we saw this post, we had to look twice.
This girl has a very familiar appearance, as though she is from one of our nightmares or simply a terrifying film about a clown who haunts small children.
Aesthetic Preferences
Every dog and cat deserves to be loved by someone who will show them generosity and affection. This exact shelter posted this interaction with a woman who had very precise preferences.
She was even less understanding when the shelter replied with exactly what Catherine had sent them. When something is said back to you, it sounds absurd. What a brutal reaction!
Good Try, Bozo
It is really upsetting to learn that your bike has been stolen, mainly if you depend on it for movement. Maybe more disappointing, though, is discovering that you are unable to read handicap signage.
Despite the well-meaning intentions behind the sign, it needed another sign to draw attention to what should have been obvious: the city had the authority to take it down to allow people with disabilities to access their parking spaces. We are aware of the actual circumstances because of the second sign.
Best Roast in History
I am grateful, sir, for the unasked-for opinion. Richard seems to know everything there is to know about what has historically been seen as attractive, in addition to explaining why women act the way they do.
Do not be afraid. The historian in Swoops owns Richard with grace and doesn’t even need to correct him. Considering that he was just humiliated in front of the whole internet, how can he make generalizations about what all men find attractive?
You Can’t Handle the Truth!
Since there is so much misleading material out there, fact-checking is essential. However, it becomes bothersome when everything you write or read is continually being flagged.
Although it would seem like a drastic measure, publishing the truth could drive out fact-checkers. Since we’re sure this wasn’t what the individual intended to hear, we’d want to know how they responded to the statement.
Gold Digger
For anyone, winning the lottery would be a life-altering event. It’s likely that someone has asked you hypothetical questions about what you would do with the winnings. The jackpot is significant enough to make some important decisions reevaluate.
But how do you end a relationship without coming out as someone who is only after their money? Timothy realizes that she is carrying their child. They need to reunite right now. Issue resolved.
You Are Not the Father
If you’ve ever watched Maury or a similar program, you are well aware of how dramatic the reveal of a baby’s biological father can be.
This dad, who had to spend more than eighteen years parenting someone else’s children, obviously realized that the DNA test was worthwhile. That was probably less than even the medical fees he would have paid to tend his injured pride.
Laughing Out Loud
A person’s personality really matters. As long as they are content with their inner selves, not everyone gets preoccupied with their partner’s appearance. This is obviously something that this person finds difficult to understand.
This respondent is aware of the value of comedy. Someone who makes you laugh out loud makes you quickly think they are more beautiful. We adore this “scientific” assertion.
Getting Deep
Have we mentioned that, regardless of how they feel and look, all female parts are beautiful? This individual, nevertheless, appears to believe that these feelings are universal. There isn’t a more manly thing we could say.
Ebony expressed it better than we could have. With any hope, you’ll be able to reach farther and farther in multiple directions.
More Bitter Than Coffee
When someone hasn’t had their coffee yet, they can be quite unpleasant. Based on how courteous customers were to their servers, this shop decided to charge for coffee. And we realized they needed a sign like this when we spotted this arrogant comment.
You don’t need to worry since someone else has already put them in their proper place—that is, at the bottom of the barrel, where all the rude, arrogant, and those who demand five dollars for a coffee go.
Male-d It
Superheroes are primarily men. We’ve all been accustomed to and seem to accept this truth. On the other hand, if a Marvel film starring only women were released, we would rush to the theaters.
We’re not sure why this person appears to take offense at the mere notion of an all-female cast, but we do know that their attempt to withdraw was incorrect. We appreciate IGN’s fast search and even faster return.
Chocolate and Manila
This woman sought $5,000 a month in child support from her soon-to-be ex-husband during their divorce procedures. The spouse gave her a folder in return.
The magistrate was astounded by what he saw when he opened it. There was a paternity test inside that the husband had completed covertly, proving he wasn’t the children’s father and didn’t owe her any money. Though everyone was astonished, the spouse said nothing more and simply left.
Snowy Weather
Whatever their values or views, nobody enjoys the company of haughty and arrogant individuals. Even then, how can you criticize someone for being bothersome when your own behavior suggests that you’re not all that different?
Even though this woman would love to freak out over a lot of snowflakes in the middle of the Los Angeles heat, this gentleman is prepared to bring up a memory that will make her concerns appear ridiculous.
A Proposed Plan
In order to fully comprehend and appreciate the significance of the event, a marriage proposal must take place on its own schedule. It’s usually not the best idea to pop the question right after your girlfriend receives an award or a big life event.
We wouldn’t advise that your partner should break up with you, though, even if he doesn’t always read the room and asks you at the wrong moment. People these days are just so cruel.
Not Cool
It’s never easy to predict with certainty what temperature you’ll be working in every day. Having a layer or two on hand is usually a smart idea in case you need to add additional warmth.
Just to be sure, we are only discussing the air conditioners found in business buildings? What’s making everyone so hot? It seems like it would have taken a great deal of effort to write about this argument.
Woke Up
Friends are excellent at holding us accountable. When our bad behavior starts to disturb others, they make sure we stay out of trouble and save our asses.
Before any one of them taints our happy memories of their performances, someone ought to remove celebrities from Twitter. We’ve seen worse tweets before, but this one is just so needless. Perhaps Tim should get back together with Richard Karn soon to prevent him from acting out.
Home Improvements
You might not want to break up with someone if the date is going well. Take them home for some remodeling work and a refreshing drink of water.
Hey, there’s no reason to be unhappy if he offered to help and the topic came up in casual discussion. But we have an issue if she brought him home just to repair stuff she didn’t know how to do. This person makes a really good point: let’s treat others with respect and avoid forcing others to perform tasks that we find too easy.
I Like It Like That
Children may be harsh, and bullying is nothing new for many of us. Words can be hurtful, but here’s a little advice if you find yourself in a situation where someone is harming you.
All you need to do is express to them how their actions are making you feel agitated. A bully wouldn’t know how to handle someone who genuinely becomes agitated when they’re being pushed around. Adopt defensive strategies and let your bullies know how you feel about them.
The Dark Knight Falls
Comparing the abilities and qualities of two superheroes is always entertaining. However, in this instance, someone was unable to maintain their shock at the analogy. They think there isn’t any competition.
Not too many people are immune to being defeated by Thor’s hammer. However, this critic reduced Batman to nothing more than his garbled voice and his clothing. Who would prevail in this fight—Batman or this comment—is the true query.
We Want a Prenup
If you think your partner should pay the rent in full, you have a privileged mindset. It’s obvious that Eden has high expectations for her husband; she’s even threatened to leave him in order to get an equal share of the blame in the marriage.
This reply is really excellent. Then, where would she go? It is obvious that she won’t be able to buy anything on her own if she can’t afford to share rent with her husband. I suppose she ought to start planning how to pay for half of it.
Mathematical Evidence
Without our phones, we are unable to travel anywhere. After receiving a small dose of reality, the individual talked about how regrettable this fact is.
This commenter not only addressed the fact that the guy in question was constantly using his phone, but he also provided concrete, quantitative proof on the internet, demonstrating the extent of his phone addiction. That’s how you roast someone, right?
