Best Roast in History
I am grateful, sir, for the unasked-for opinion. Richard seems to know everything there is to know about what has historically been seen as attractive, in addition to explaining why women act the way they do.
Do not be afraid. The historian in Swoops owns Richard with grace and doesn’t even need to correct him. Considering that he was just humiliated in front of the whole internet, how can he make generalizations about what all men find attractive?
