Heartbreak Wilderness
U/scipio0421: “I trusted the girl I was dating a few years ago, so I didn’t worry when she spent a few weeks camping with “a friend.” However, while she was away, I began to have a gut sense that she was cheating on me.
She contacted me just before her scheduled return to town, and she called me to dump me. (Advantage: she didn’t even bother to return to town after my recent brain surgery.) Edit, “dumped me for him.””