How to ruin a good thing
There’s one account on Instagram called “I Have this Thing with Floors,” and all they post is – duh – pictures of floors. We never knew it was so satisfying to scroll through photos of beautiful, colourful tiled floorings worldwide.
This floor right here had the potential to be on that Instagram account. The honeycomb tile is delicate, and we love the pattern and the palette. Why they would ruin it at the last moment is beyond us.
Triple threat (in a bad way)
When it comes to condiments, people usually love them or hate them – there’s no in-between. This is what makes this particular situation of a condiment dispenser where the ketchup is dispensing relish; the mustard is dispensing ketchup. The relish is dispensing mustard; it is just trouble in the making.
There’s a famous story about how a waiter once put a ketchup bottle in front of Frank Sinatra, and the singer grabbed it and threw it up at the wall. He’d probably do the same to this dispenser if he were here.
