The Getaway
“My significant other pleasantly surprised me with a weekend trip to an expensive hotel. The receptionist looked at us strangely as we checked in. “Sir, I’m sorry, but there seems to be a problem with your reservation,” said the receptionist. Boyfriend: “How come?” However, I reserved the spot weeks ago! “Well, someone named “Jessica” cancelled it just a few hours ago,” said the receptionist.
Sweetheart: “Jessica?” I’ve never met Jessica. “Jessica, like in your boss Jessica,” I said. How were you able to? Although I was aware that you were putting in more hours at work, I mistakenly believed that you were doing it in order to save money for a ring. His previously enigmatic actions began to make sense. I finally got the courage to end the relationship once and for all. I even made him book me a room at the hotel just for myself.”
