No Survival Skills
U/Belisar002: “She almost caught my kitchen on fire when she heated up her travel coffee cup in my microwave. It was obviously made of stainless steel and non-microwavable plastic. Inside that microwave, pitch-black smoke was starting to flow out, and lightning was starting to form.
She became irritated with me for being offended by this, and that’s when I understood that this woman, with all her beauty, kindness, and general goodness, was devoid of common sense and a livable IQ. This last decision was affected by earlier acts, but in my opinion, this action—and the silence around it—completed the picture.”