Pointing out the obvious
The image of the mother chicken and her young is really wonderful. That’s always wonderful to observe in nature. Even though the tagline for the image is sort of supposed to provide humorous relief, it almost seems intentional.
Though the poster of the comment was quick to point it all out, we know that it had to have been. To be honest, we’re not sure if that someone was just having a little fun themselves or if they overreacted. That would require asking.
Thinking outside the box
Children are funny because their points of view are so different from ours. As they are creative and sensitive and have not yet learnt to live up to society’s requirements for them, they are allowed to follow their own path and receive acclaim for it.
This child did not perform as expected on the test, but they did get it somewhat correct. Even though the words were arranged alphabetically, we would still award them an A if we were their teacher.
A social distancing selfie
We bet that if this person told his buddies he could take a photo with Messi, they would be overjoyed to see it. After all, not many people can claim to have taken a selfie with one of the world’s top football players.
As it happens, the “selfie” does not match our expectations completely, but it is difficult to conclude that the man lied. In the picture is him. The picture features Messi. Simply put, they’re socially distant.
The perfect photo op
Although we believe that navigation applications are the best technology to hit our lives in a very long time, they have drawbacks. We’ve grown so reliant on them that many of us can’t even drive around the neighborhood anymore due to how convenient they are.
Since GPS gadgets weren’t as widely utilized as now, Scott saw the ideal photo opportunity while genuinely paying attention to the signage in the post above. That is, indeed, Scott’s head on the left!
The point that no one wants to make
Look, saying poorly of someone who died is not an act that most people like to do. You can see the point this individual is attempting to make, even though not many people will find the thought of dying amusing. It’s something that not many people will say, though, instantly.
It’s easy to upset someone by bluntly stating things and most people would probably just accept the emergency landing. However, it wasn’t the case for the guy in this scenario because he was trying to make his point.
Pun intended
Many people wouldn’t feel comfortable making jokes about the police officers, which is why the pun below is so smart: you can always claim that you weren’t making any jokes at all and were only expressing a reality.
The reality is that the police are putting in an immense amount of effort to find the man who has been stealing the wheels off of their cars. Do you understand? Ah, the language of England. We appreciate you providing us with so many wonderful pun chances!
Court Date
It’s common knowledge that playing the dating game these days is difficult. We understand that life can be difficult sometimes, and regularly sending direct messages no longer feels the same.
Some people seem to be going above and beyond the norm in order to get a date. However, the only date this guy will go on with this girl is to court.
Kid Free
Every woman is free to decide whether or not to have children because it is a very personal choice. Even so, many people are eager to share their thoughts on the matter.
This woman made the decision that she didn’t want children, and when she went to the doctor to have her tubes closed, they refused to do it in case her future husband changed his mind. Is it really true?
From north to south
We first considered the words in the post below to be some kind of inspirational saying. At that point, we thought, “ah, ok, it’s just a little joke, like ‘two wrongs don’t make a right; three lefts do.'”
As it happens, it’s not one of those. We wouldn’t have thought to consider the truth stated in the post above, but it is now something we will never be able to forget. It also goes the opposite way, isn’t that right? You can travel west indefinitely and never begin to travel east, yet if you travel south enough, you will eventually start to travel north.
I’ll be back
Not only is “I’ll be back” an iconic line from the 1984 film The Terminator featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger, but it’s also a sign that business owners usually have to put up when they have to leave the office in the middle of the day.
Although the statement “I’ll be back in 10 minutes, but if I’m not, just read the message again” seems illogical, it is technically true, and that makes the business owner quite smart.
For the rest of your life
This makes us think of the joke we like to tell, “Wow, really? Did you know that you can skydive without a parachute? I was completely ignorant! Yes, you can, but just in one instance. “Did you know you can drink lava?” is a common variant that has the same resolution.
Although the jokes shown above are not precisely the same, they are quite comparable in that they are all delightfully based on statements that are true in theory. It’s interesting what you know about the truth, huh?
My dog is a circle
It looks like this is a homework assignment for a child that they were unsure about, but they eventually got it somewhat correct. Talking about their dog, they were to circle the best adjective to describe it and then explain why.
But even though our first reaction was to shout, “No, child,” we must acknowledge that they look to be technically correct, so we can’t argue with them. They circled the word “circle.” We’re curious about their final grade.
Picking up a gallon of milk
Sincerely, didn’t this get a whole lot better the moment you saw Joey drinking a full gallon of milk? Who doesn’t adore Friends’ Joey? Returning to the post itself, it’s a classic tale of a guy who used to sleep outside in the cold but is now able to do so.
All kidding aside, though, this is a prime illustration of what it means to be a bit of a smartass. This became even stronger when the joke was followed up with, “I would imagine it weighs the same there too.”
Extra points for creativity
When knowledge is gained by reading or studying, a person is said to be “book smart”; when knowledge is acquired through hands-on experience, a person is said to be “street smart.”
We don’t know how to categorize the student who responded to the test question, “Washington’s army didn’t receive any support from… Godzilla.” They are really innovative in addition to being technically accurate. Godzilla approves of you, although we’re not sure if that would be sufficient to save them from failing History.
Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
Using messaging apps to sell goods has perks and drawbacks. The ease of use and the ease with which any potential customer can get in touch with you are both positive and negative aspects of the situation.
When dealing with lowballers, you must display great patience or act as though you don’t understand their question and give them an answer that they don’t want to hear—even though it’s also technically correct. This is what the individual above did.
Choose Wisely
For parents, having a baby is such an exciting time. It’s crucial to give careful consideration to every choice you make in the lead-up to their arrival because there are so many things to consider.
Choosing a baby’s name is probably the most significant thing you will do when preparing to welcome them into the world. Given that this is something they will always have, it is a sage point that many people probably overlook.
Crock and Roll
People these days are always trying to invent new things that will change our daily life. There is probably someone out there who has an idea that they think will become the next great thing.
But we have a feeling that a plastic crock pot liner won’t exactly make people’s lives better, and anyhow, we shouldn’t be consuming more single-use plastics, right? This is about as practical as a chocolate-covered teapot!
I’m Lovin’ It
Some color combinations, like red and yellow, may not seem to go together until you give them a try. We’re not sure whether this was the reaction this girl was expecting for when she posted, but she looks amazing with her hat and nails.
But this man raises a valid issue. We’re only now catching up to the beloved fast food restaurant that has been rocking red and yellow for nearly 70 years.
Doesn’t Add Up
It appears that those trying to make a point believe that if they throw some statistics on anything, people will take it at face value.
These figures don’t add up, even while there is definitely a debate to be had over how to guarantee fairness in disputes over parental custody. We regret to the creator of this meme, but we don’t approve of it.
Rules of Dating
Men shouldn’t be expected to get paid every time they go on a date since we all know that times have changed. This progressive outlook, though, may at times be inconvenient.
We can totally identify with this funny tweet that actress Rachel Sennott tweeted. Regardless of her beliefs, a girl has to eat sometimes. Her date’s reaction is wonderful, and considering her recent success, we can assume that she is already covering her own expenses.
Splashing Around
The rivalry between siblings is one of the most unpredictable relationships in existence. They are able to agitate one another in a manner that no one else can.
This time, the focus was on games by the pool. Everybody has engaged in the game of “last one in the pool is a…” at some point, and it invariably ends in tears. Perhaps the best defense against it would be never to enter the pool in the first place. However, that seems like a lot less fun.
Jaw-some Advice
It makes sense that one of the greatest fears in the world is shark attacks, given the abundance of films showing huge sharks that are ravenous for human flesh and blood. Though it’s a terrible environment, there are strategies to keep yourself safe from a shark bite.
The best defense against a shark encounter is to stay out of the water entirely. The abstinence approach is this one, and it is genuinely effective.
Noisy Neighbors
As everyone knows, having obnoxious neighbors may ruin our life. Furthermore, it hurts a little bit more to get unreasonable demands from the residents of the most expensive home on the block.
We concur with the poster that the neighbor is a real hero for choosing to utilize the most powerful outside appliance right before the wedding was about to start. We assume that the family won’t be getting married in a backyard anytime soon.
The Wrong Medicine
When trying to work, nothing is more irritating than suffering a splitting headache. Fortunately, though, someone will typically have your back if you’re not the kind to bring medication to work.
This person seems to have been much more productive after taking the medication. Not only do we question why their colleague is dispensing strong drugs at work, but we also want to know if their headache has disappeared.
Budgeting
Budgeting is hard in this expensive life of ours, especially when some unplanned costs run us an additional $8,000. When you can’t even afford to pay for food and rent, how are you going to prepare for everything?
Most people’s favorite piece of advice is to cook more at home and cut out on eating out. When the other big expenses are where the true money-losing occurs, how much does that actually save?
Double Darth Vader
This could be a major spoiler for those who haven’t had a chance to catch up on the Star Wars series.
This theory sort of works out as killing every person in the temple doesn’t count as an official resignation. Though we’re not exactly knowledgeable about Jedi council protocols, we never gave much thought to the fact that Darth Vader was still nominally the leader of both the good guys and the bad ones.
Throwing Up in the toilet
To be clear, “Up” is capitalized on purpose. You will see why as soon as you glance at the picture. How much would you want to wager that the moment this person had this thought, they grinned broadly and were eager to share it on social media?
It’s natural to click away the moment you hear someone claim they puked in the bathroom and see the linked images. Fortunately, this person was merely passing the time.
Here’s your black I
Some people find amazing things in the little things. It becomes evident after witnessing something like this that all it takes to give someone a black eye on a white keyboard is to simply replace the I key with a black one.
Nevertheless, most individuals would never even consider doing it until they saw it in action. But since IT professionals are usually computer literate, it is natural that they would have thought of it. This one is sincerely timeless, and we will remember it in the future.
Changing the date
Not all nations write dates in the same sequence, for those who don’t quite see what this post’s modification was trying to say. This person changed the date in order for non-Americans to properly comprehend it.
Well, there was little use in doing so, since all the numbers were 11. More astounding to us is the fact that the person turned 11 on 11/11/11. That is absurd in so many ways, I think. How in the world does that occur?
The skill of swimming is required
We can only speculate as to whether watchmakers have really been the target of litigation because of the waterproof claims made by some of them. This person is drawing attention to the claims to which we are alluding.
The timepieces that declare their suitability for swimming. However, as this individual notes, it’s still necessary to be able to swim. It’s obvious that the watch designers are not at fault since you can really be sued for someone taking anything too literally.
Firing Off
A clever pun is something we like more than almost anything else. And it really hits the spot with this adorable cartoon of a blurry job.
Since being fired is already difficult and can seem like the end of the world, it’s actually the worst thing that can happen to someone who is a firecracker. The motherly fire is truly touching our emotions.
It’s the other way around
What a fascinating way to look at this, huh? It goes without saying that people are the ones who cultivate and tend to plants. However, considering what’s being discussed, it’s kind of absurd that they do, in fact, look out for us as well.
Aside from the fact that we’re not sure if we should be happy with the idea that they will eventually cover us, we think this post is great. Look what we did over there. Sorry, but we gave up.
Things got dark very quickly
Thankfully, this responder is only playing around, or at least that’s what we hope. That being said, they moved rapidly to turn everything dark. Regarding the comment itself, it’s actually worth thinking about.
The individual makes a valid point, but not everyone will see things that way. Those who are born at midnight will, after all, have the whole day to themselves. If someone passes at around midnight, the same can be said. Definitely really interesting stuff.
Not the “seconds” they had in mind
You definitely have to be particular when dealing with these people. If not, they’ll make you appear a little foolish. When the typical person read this question, they would naturally assume that the speaker was discussing seconds as a unit of measurement for time.
But whoever answered was undoubtedly thinking beyond the box. For added fun, there are more than 30,000,000 seconds in a year. That’s a lot of seconds in a year, huh? It was killing us, and we had to know.
Crimes would no longer be a thing
This commentator turned technical, which is what you want to speak about. We must admit that this one took us a while. The reply is arguing that if crimes were lawful for a full day, then they wouldn’t be considered crimes in the strict sense. Since everything would be allowed, you wouldn’t actually be breaking the law.
This is a common activity, and it’s obvious that the initial poster wasn’t particularly delighted by the response. Let’s just say that they used some foul language.
The literal last name is “Best.”
The question of whether or not women should adopt their husbands’ last names is best left for another discussion so that we won’t get into that here.
The follow-up comment is all that we want to draw attention to, and we are really eager to see the initial tweet poster’s response. To be fair to Emily Best, it would be difficult to part with that last name. Heck, the spouse would most likely be in favor of taking the last name.
The love for Robert Downey Jr.
We’ll just let you deduce the meaning of the follow-up comment in this post. Although the reference is very clear, we’ll just leave it at that.
We’re curious to know if this post originated from a phony Robert Downey Jr. account, as we believe it did. In any case, it proves how much they care for this man. During the past few decades, he has been very well-known in the Hollywood industry. Tony Stark is a living legend.
The kings of pest control
Your own cat is the best industry specialist to call if you have a rat or mouse problem. It basically just depends on whether your cat is more interested in playing with the animal or killing it. However, some cats will literally play with them until they die.
This cat appears to be quite frightening. We can only picture ourselves in the mouse’s shoes, staring into the eyes of that absolute beast.
Concrete evidence indeed
Puns were unavoidable in the end, weren’t they? Up till puns are involved, everything is fun and games. It’s okay, though; some enjoy puns, even if not everyone does. Evidently, the reply to this post does as well, asserting that the wife possesses hard proof.
That is just so cruel, man. Let’s talk about cruelty for a moment. How about the fact that someone actually went to the length of putting concrete inside their spouse’s car? That may be the least effective technique to resolve a dispute out of all of them.
A small chance of survival
Yes, the veterinarian makes a very good point. You could perform his exercises not just on a jaguar but also on a tiger, mountain lion, or any other animal you could think of. Time and again, though, it would most likely only be possible for them to do so once.
You know, because it won’t go down well with the enormous, irate cats to be taken up by an unknown stranger. Well, that works with tame cats, but let’s just say that people shouldn’t handle those larger cats.