Goalkeeper
Coach said to keep the goal no matter what, so the goalie did just that. Good job. Or… is that a soccer ball with a human body… playing soccer? Would that be considered a form of cannibalism?
No, no, that’s unlikely. It could just be that the goalie is wearing the remains of a soccer ball he has felled, like some kind of grotesque trophy.. But then, where’s the ball he’s trying to block? Upon reconsideration, it seems most likely that this photo is exactly what it seems.