Genetic Experiment
We’ve said it once, and we’ll say it again: seagulls are fearless and frightening. So of course, if you were in the business of genetic engineering and wanted to create a perfect fish killing machine, the only reasonable course of action would be to cross a gull with a bear.
Beargulls are elegant, graceful creatures, but we have no doubt they’ll haunt or nightmares for years to come. One can only hope they’re kept in their artifical enclosures, and never roam free.
