Shaken Not Stirred
We would not suggest ever, ever trusting her with a bottle of Champagne or sparkly wine. Seriously, how do you even accomplish something like that, let alone without trying? It just doesn’t make any physical sense! This beer-tastrophe rails against the laws of God an man and we just can’t bring ourselves to accept it!
What! Is! This! The more we look, the angrier we become! This is just… WRONG! It can’t be true! It’s impossible!!!! Oh, wait. Now that we look at it again, we guess it could happen. ¯(ツ)/¯
